Question 1 of 10

Have you got what it takes to go through with this?

I'd rather sit at home playing the mandolin, but I guess this could be fun, too.

I was born during a bank robbery! This is what I was meant to do!

Hell yeah! Time to put my mutant superpowers to good use!

No way! robbing banks would make me have to go on the run (again) and the false beard is too itchy!

Question 2 of 10

How would you describe your body type?

I'm pretty thin; I can get through narrow openings. Like letterboxes.

I'm fairly average. Not too large, not too small, but juuuuuust right.

I'm athletic. I have a finely toned body. I'm basically awesome.

I'm mildly overweight. I don't like tight clothing, but I do like donuts.

I'm a fat blob. I have trouble moving.

Question 3 of 10

How do you rate your physical condition?

I have to be careful the wind doesn't knock me to the ground.

I don't pick fights or anything, but I'm pretty sure I could beat down a hobo if it came to it.

I work out at home about once a week and I eat OK. I could run a marathon...In my mind.

I go to the gym regularly. I'm in very good shape *flex*.

I punch brick walls for fun. I'm a walking powerhouse.

Question 4 of 10

How tall are you?

I usually tower over most people I meet. They say I'm part giant.

Maybe I'm taller than average, but there are people taller than me, like basketball players, and Godzilla.

I'd say I was average height; like Chuck Norris.

I'm kind of short, like Tom Cruise, but less crazy.

I'm really short; I never got on the good fairground rides.

Question 5 of 10

What type of clothing do you wear?

I wear pretty tight clothing; spandex catsuits and stuff like that, but sometimes I chafe.

Nothing special, jeans and a t-shirt, maybe a Captain Crunch hat.

I'm more of a shorts/skirts type of person. Sometimes both at once.

Most of the time I go for cargo pants with a jacket. For cruising around, lookin' pimp.

Question 6 of 10

Have you any experience in the art of theft?

I've only ever shoplifted small stuff: candy, some food, a tiny baby. Nothing big.

I've no experience in stealing anything, not even steel.

I've stolen money from purses/wallets before. I've also stolen actual wallets.

I've a lot of experience. I've stolen from cash registers, tramps, church collection plates, you name it; I've walked off with it.

Question 7 of 10

If you have a task before you, how do you go about completing it?

I run in, guns blazing. Sometimes with actual guns.

I approach it methodically, and with meticulous planning, in order to complete it in the most efficient way possible. Like a FOX!

I try and get it done as quickly as possible, as I have a need. A need for speed.

I get someone else to do it for me.

Question 8 of 10

If faced with an open bank vault, what would you do?

Close it. I guess someone left it open by accident.

I'd take the gold bars; it's what they always steal in the movies. Plus, they're shiny shiny.

The wads of cash. Easily stackable and easy to put in a bag. Also, I like the smell.

I'd grab the valuable gemstones and jewelry. They're bound to be worth more than simple banknotes. And I can swallow them in an emergency!

All of the above. Except the closing bit, obviously.

Question 9 of 10

When fleeing the scene, an old lady trips and blocks your path, what next?

Kick the lady out of the way, nothing's stopping me now!

Slow down to find an alternative route. One without old people. I'll punch through walls if I have to!

Stop to help the lady up. She was probably in the war, you know?

Question 10 of 10

While escaping, you take a bullet in the leg, what do you do?

Roll around in agony, screaming like a little girl.

I hide, and attempt to bandage the wound with banknotes.

I press on; I ain't got time to bleed!